Janet Varney Movies

  • 2004
    Catwoman

    Catwoman

    Catwoman

    4.62004HD

    Liquidated after discovering a corporate conspiracy, mild-mannered graphic artist Patience Phillips washes up on an island, where she's resurrected...

    Catwoman
  • 2008
    Drillbit Taylor

    Drillbit Taylor

    Drillbit Taylor

    5.8212008HD

    Dealing with a sociopathic school bully, three high school freshmen hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them, not realizing he is just a homeless...

    Drillbit Taylor
  • 2021
    Injustice

    Injustice

    Injustice

    7.3862021HD

    When Lois Lane is killed, an unhinged Superman decides to take control of the Earth. Determined to stop him, Batman creates a team of...

    Injustice
  • 2016
    Norm of the North

    Norm of the North

    Norm of the North

    4.6492016HD

    Polar bear Norm and his three Arctic lemming buddies are forced out into the world once their icy home begins melting and breaking apart. Landing in...

    Norm of the North
  • 2011
    Best Player

    Best Player

    Best Player

    6.62011HD

    After his parents decide to move to a retirement home in Florida, professional gamer Quincy “Q” Johnson (Jerry Trainor) must find a way...

    Best Player
  • 2011
    Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

    Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

    Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

    6.12011HD

    Third-grader Judy Moody sets out to have the most thrilling summer of her life.

    Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
  • 2023
    Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!

    Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!

    Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!

    5.52023HD

    The holiday season has arrived, and brilliant but accident-prone Steve Urkel has already ruined his local celebration by publicly humiliating a...

    Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!
  • 2007
    Dante's Inferno

    Dante's Inferno

    Dante's Inferno

    6.22007HD

    A darkly comedic travelogue of the underworld - set against an all-too-familiar urban backdrop of used car lots, gated communities, strip malls, and...

    Dante's Inferno
  • 2016
    Diani and Devine Meet the Apocalypse

    Diani and Devine Meet the Apocalypse

    Diani and Devine Meet the Apocalypse

    6.72016HD

    A struggling comedy duo discovers that surviving the apocalypse is almost as difficult as surviving in Hollywood.

    Diani and Devine Meet the Apocalypse
  • 2012
    Burning Love

    Burning Love

    Burning Love

    82012HD

    A single fireman looks to fan the flames of passion as he mingles with a pool of romantic interests in this spoof on reality dating competition shows.

    Burning Love
  • 2011
    The Selling

    The Selling

    The Selling

    6.32011HD

    For most people affected by the recent housing market crash, the impact was financial. Super nice real estate agent Richard Scarry has an additional...

    The Selling
  • 2024
    But I'm a Shoe

    But I'm a Shoe

    But I'm a Shoe

    02024HD

    This is the story of a woman who wanted to fly comfortably, so she used a new service called “Objectified Travel” just to be reminded...

    But I'm a Shoe
  • 2010
    Nic & Tristan Go Mega Dega

    Nic & Tristan Go Mega Dega

    Nic & Tristan Go Mega Dega

    5.22010HD

    A day in the life of 10 year old skateboarding twins

    Nic & Tristan Go Mega Dega
  • 2015
    The Thrilling Adventure Hour Live

    The Thrilling Adventure Hour Live

    The Thrilling Adventure Hour Live

    92015HD

    A concert film designed to bring the live Thrilling Adventure Hour experience to those unable to attend a recording of the show was filmed, as a...

    The Thrilling Adventure Hour Live
  • 2019
    Planet Claire

    Planet Claire

    Planet Claire

    02019HD

    They call her Planet Claire cause she's the size of a planet, but 11 y.o. Claire turns her insults around. She is a planet and if you're lucky maybe...

    Planet Claire
  • 2019
    RiffTrax Live: Day of the Shorts: SF Sketchfest 2019

    RiffTrax Live: Day of the Shorts: SF Sketchfest 2019

    RiffTrax Live: Day of the Shorts: SF Sketchfest 2019

    8.52019HD

    Bill and Kevin are joined onstage by the great Paul F. Tompkins, and together they host and riff an amazing set of bizarre short films. The shorts...

    RiffTrax Live: Day of the Shorts: SF Sketchfest 2019
  • 2005
    Back to Norm

    Back to Norm

    Back to Norm

    62005HD

    TV pilot for a sketch comedy show starring Norm MacDonald

    Back to Norm
  • 2013
    Present Tense

    Present Tense

    Present Tense

    02013HD

    'Present Tense' is a time-travel comedy short that takes place during the wedding of Alex and Cynthia. Things quickly spiral out of control when the...

    Present Tense